meet the plastics lyrics | Mean Girls Cast Lyrics (“Meet The Plastics” lyrics)

“Meet The Plastics”
(feat. Erika Henningsen, Kate Rockwell, Ashley Park, Taylor Louderman, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Grey Henson)
(from “Mean Girls (Original Broadway Cast Recording)” soundtrack)

[CADY, spoken:]
Woah. Who is at that table over there?

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
Don’t look at them, just don’t!

[DAMIAN, sung:]
We call those three “The Plastics”
They’re shiny, fake, and hard

[JANIS:]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[DAMIAN:]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[JANIS:]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
‘Til she burst into flame

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[JANIS, spoken:]
Regina George is the queen bee
She’s always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones that work for her, then die

[REGINA, sung:]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I’ve got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don’t care who you are
I don’t care how you feel

[JANIS, spoken:]
That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets!

[GRETCHEN, sung:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I’m a disco ball
‘Cause I’m just as bright and fun
If you’ve had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[DAMIAN, JANIS:]
Disaster!

[GRETCHEN:]
Regina is the queen
But I’m the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

[DAMIAN, GRETCHEN:]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[JANIS, spoken:]
That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
I once saw her put a “D” in the word “Orange”

[KAREN, sung:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart…
That’s it

[REGINA:]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[CADY, spoken:]
Oh, it’s okay, I…

[REGINA, sung:]
No, no need for you to thank us
There’s no need to even speak

[GRETCHEN:]
You’re new and you don’t know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap:]
[REGINA:]
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
[GRETCHEN:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I’m a disco ball
‘Cause I’m just as bright and fun
If you’ve had alcohol
[KAREN:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:]
Wear something nice and grab a tray
‘Cause we don’t do this every day
Say here’s where you belong
Say here’s where you belong

[REGINA, spoken:]
No, really. Say it

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN, sung:]
Say here’s where you belong!

[Cady, overlapped]
Here’s where I belong!

[GRETCHEN:]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It’ll be fetch!

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